
DFA... which stands for Disco Funk Alternative... I think... Or maybe it was Disco Frequencies (that) Alternate... Down For Anything? No no, it's gotta be Disco... something...
Upon walking up to the immense space known as the Brooklyn Bowl, for DFA's CMJ Showcase, I was still confused as to the significance of those letters. "Disco For Anyone?" I ask. The bouncer stares at me blankly for what seems like an eternity. "ID please." No luck there. $5 later and we're in. $5?? Oh glory.
Holy Ghost! are on as the faint crash of balls and pins echoes across the dancefloor. Projections all around display a looped video that reads "Sex", "Pot", and "Acid". Or, occasionally, "Sex", "Pot", and a picture of a donut. Touché DFA. "Disco Fantasy America?" I offer the dancer to my left. She gives me the thumbs up and politely makes her exit. "Let it go," my friend declares. For the time being, I do and allow the Discoy Funky Bliss of Holy Ghost to take over. Wait!! Discoy Funky Bli.... damn, so close. No matter. The single disco ball in the center of the floor bathes us in glittery light as Metro Area's "Miura" comes on. Actually, it must have been a remix but either way, I'm sold.
Shit Robot takes over the decks and may have held my attention (actually, that's a lie) except that my friend had spotted Mr. Murphy on the lanes. And, nearby, DJ accomplice Pat Mahoney.
Instead of putting my concerns to rest, she gives him bowling advice, leaving me with only one other option... text Flagstaff. "What does DFA stand for?" I type. Suddenly, two figures appear in the middle of the stage. YACHT! My pursuit can be put on hold for now. Their second tune, "I'm In Love With A Ripper" (my favorite), begins what can only be described as a disco cult extravaganza, complete with a "repeat after me" session that ended with, "I will not repeat after others". I believe this may have been the 3rd band I've seen that has used this trick... it was still funny though. At one point I was blessed by Claire L. Evans, for what, I'm not sure - but I was not about to question the disco high priestess.
After that performance, I was spent and unable to remain for Murphy and Mahoney disco offerings - but I will be back another time. "There will be other parties," a friend assures me.




